“All Aboard The Jerk Express” — 29 People Who Don’t Know How To Act On The Subway

Prepare for a journey through the world of “subway fails” as we embark on an exploration of the often humorous mishaps that occur in the underground realm of public transportation. In this post, we’ll delve into the realm of funny fails that can only take place when a diverse array of commuters converges on the subway.

From fashion faux pas to unexpected dance-offs and cases of mistaken identity, the subway serves as a stage where everyday life collides with moments of pure comedic brilliance.

So, grab your MetroCard and get ready to laugh, groan, and perhaps even shake your head in amazement as we delve into the unforgettable instances of “subway fails” that remind us that life beneath the city streets is an adventure all its own!

1. Full Train And People Asking Him To Move But He Was Too *Tired* To Give Them The Seats

2. People Who Leave A Train Like This

3. People Who Sit Like This On A Crowded Train

4. Person Puts Wet Boots On Subway Seat Right Under A Sign Telling Her Not To Do So

5. People Who Put Gum On The USB Ports Of Public Transport

6. This Jerk Wouldn’t Slide Over So The Jeans Guy Could Sit. So He Stood Super Close To Him

7. Get These Shrimp Off This Train

8. Doing Some Shaving In A Train Station

9. Not Sure What Was Happening Here, But I Bailed At The Next Stop

10. This Guy Eating Pistachios On The Train

11. Chav Let His Dog Tear Apart The Seats On The Train

12. Melbs

13. Sat Near Two Women Who Let Their Toddler Throw Food Around In Public Transport

14. On Subway. Doors Closing. Young Women In Uggs Holding Starbucks Latte Running To Get On Train. Inserts Cup Into Door To Hold Doors Open? Doors Close. Drink Exploded On Everyone Inside Train

15. Lady Refuses To Throw Her Cigarette Away Even Though She’s Delaying The Train For Everyone Else

16. Has Anyone Else Seen A Subway In Worse Shape Than This? This Isn’t Something That Can Become An Acceptable Norm

17. Woman On The Subway Having Fun With Her Hair And A Lighter

18. It Wouldn’t Be An Exaggeration To Say I Found Some Happy Campers

19. What Bugs Me Most About This Is That There’s Usually A Super Nice Guy In A Wheelchair Who Stays There And I Bet He Had To Move Because Of This Lovely Person

20. This Man Taking Up 5 Seats On An England Train On Possibly The Hottest Day The UK Has Seen

21. Bunch Of Luggage Piled Up On Priority Seats Of A Full Train

22. Woman Washing Her Feet In The Train

23. Buttwipe On The Subway Eats Sunflower Seeds And Tosses The Shells All Over The Train

24. There Are People Standing On This Train While This Asshole Takes Up 2 Seats

25. Nah It’s Cool. I Didn’t Need To Sit During My 50 Minute Commute

26. That Moment When Mom Pops Your Pimple On The NYC Subway

27. My Cousin Found This Rare Specimen On The Montreal Subway Today

28. This Woman On An NYC Subway

29. This Woman On The Train Occupying 4 Seats. The Train Wasn’t Full And I Understand When You Put Your Bag On The Next Seat But This Is Next Level

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Mike Primavera

Mike Primavera is a Chicago-based comedy writer even though he doesn't HAVE to work. He lives comfortably off of his family's pasta fortune. Follow him on all social media at @primawesome