40+ Funny Boat Names That’ll Make Waves At The Marina

When it comes to making a splash at the marina, nothing does it quite like funny boat names. From the clever to the downright hilarious, there’s a unique joy in spotting a well-named vessel docked nearby.

Maybe it’s the combination of the freedom of the open water and the playful spirit of boat owners that leads to such creative monikers. And let’s be honest, who doesn’t love a good pun? Especially when it’s floating by on the side of a boat. There’s an art to crafting the perfect boat name, and these funny boat names have mastered it.

Whether it’s a play on words, a nautical pun, or just a quirky sense of humor, boat name puns will surely bring a smile to everyone at the dock. So next time you’re seaside, keep an eye out — you never know what wave-making name you might spot.


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Nate Armbruster

Nate Armbruster is a stand-up comedian and writer based in Chicago who is likely writing a joke as you read this. Find him online at natecomedy.com.