30 People Sharing Their Funniest And Weirdest “Sleep-Talking” Stories

Hearing someone talk in their sleep can be creepy and confusing, but also hilarious. One time, a friend passed out on the couch while we were watching a movie.

Out of nowhere he sits right up and yells, “It’s just a flesh wound!” and I haven’t been the same since. He’s not allowed to stay at my place anymore.

I bet these people sharing similar sleep-talking stories feel the same way.

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Nate Armbruster

Nate writes for Pleated-Jeans and enjoys finding the internet’s funniest corners so you don’t have to.