40 Of The Funniest ‘Bad’ Things Kids Have Said, According To Parents

As someone who doesn’t have kids, I often find myself weighing the pros and cons of parenthood. It’s a big decision, and understanding the realities of raising children is crucial. That’s why I find the stories shared by parents about the funny, and sometimes ‘bad’ things their kids say to be incredibly insightful.

Reading through a Reddit thread where parents shared the funniest bad things their kids had said, I couldn’t help but chuckle and also appreciate the candid glimpse into the everyday life of parenting. These anecdotes, filled with the unfiltered and often humorous remarks of kids, offer a unique perspective. They highlight not just the challenges but also the joyful and unexpectedly funny moments of parenting.

For someone like me, on the fence about becoming a parent, these stories serve as a valuable window into the lighter, more amusing side of parenting, balancing out the more well-known challenges with the heartwarming and funny things kids say. It’s a refreshing angle to consider when thinking about the potential joys and trials of having kids.


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Nate Armbruster

When he's not doomscrolling Twitter or writing for Pleated-Jeans, Nate Armbruster writes jokes—and then tells them on stage as a stand-up comedian, where he can watch audiences (hopefully) laugh in real-time.