Let’s talk about some seriously lazy people out there who really know how to crank up the infuriating meter. You know what I’m talking about – those moments that make you roll your eyes and sigh. Like when you’re walking through a parking lot and see shopping carts left everywhere by folks too lazy to put them back. It’s not just annoying, it’s a classic fail at being a considerate human being.
And oh boy, don’t even get me started on roommates—ever had one of those infuriating roomies who thinks that cleaning is just shoving all their junk under the bed? That’s laziness at its peak. Then there are those times when they can’t even replace the toilet paper roll, leaving you stranded in your moment of need. These aren’t just small irritations; they’re epic fails in everyday living. It’s like a showcase of how creative lazy people can get when it comes to dodging the simplest chores.
Here are some of the folks being called out online for taking laziness to a whole new level.
1. People Who Do This Are Just The Worst
2. Don’t Even Get Me Started On The People That Test Spray Paint Like This
3. If You Have A Gender Reveal Party And Leave Confetti Everywhere For People To Pick Up, F**k You
4. We Call This One, ‘The Landlord Supremo’
5. Lazy Karen
6. I Pulled The Foil Off Of This To See What Was In It, And It Was Empty. And Still In The Fridge
7. Did She Purchase Or Put Back Any Of The Books? Of Course Not
8. This Is Embarrassing
9. People At The Dog Park I Go To Are Too Lazy To Put Their Poop Bags In The Trash Can So They Hang Them On The Fence
10. Multiple Reasons Why You Should Put Your Cart Back And Not Be Lazy
11. My Roommate Throws Away Dishes So He Won’t Have To Do Them
12. Driving Over Graves Because They’re Too Lazy To Walk
13. This Idiot Hit Me While He Was Pulling Out Of A Gas Station, He Said He Didn’t See Me
14. This Guy Wasn’t About To Let 13 Inches Of Snow Or Laziness Stop Him From Getting To Work On Time
15. People Who Are Too Lazy To Remove Their Strings After Fishing Or Crabbing. So Many Animals Get Trapped In This And Die
16. I Will Pass On The Lunch Meat. Thanks Anyway. Too Lazy To Get A Ladder
17. My Neighbor Keeps Parking Her Car On Top Of My Garden Area Instead Of Her Driveway Because She’s Too Lazy To Pull Her Trash Cans In
18. I Guess She Was Too Lazy
19. How My Ex Roommate Left Her Bathroom After Moving Out
20. Every Day This Lady Walks Her Dog And Throws It’s Poop In The Same Tree
21. This Guy Ignored No Entry Sign And Drove On Wooden Pier, Because He Was Too Lazy To Carry Stuff On His Dolly
22. So I Finally Got A House, And They Literally Painted Over Bugs On The Wall
23. I Tore My Rotator Cuff So My Husband Told Me He’d Finish The Interior Painting On Our Downstairs. He Says He’s Done
24. Best Employee Of The Month
25. Lazy People Who Abandon Their Unwanted Groceries In The Freezer, Causing Them To Explode And Become Unsellable
26. Lady Is Too Lazy To Find A Parking Spot So She Blocks The Bus From Picking Up The Kids From School
27. Lady, Your Laziness Causes An Unnecessary Queue At The Exit Of Cardales
28. First Day At The Beach And My Wife Made Sure I Was Protected From Sunburn By Spraying My Back With Sunscreen. I Can’t See Back There – Did She Do A Good Job?
29. Yes. He Was Using Them Both
30. Too Lazy To Put Your Cart Up? Block The Handicap Spots
31. People Who Can’t Pick Up After Themselves
32. I Was Making Homemade Churros For The Husband And The Piping Bag Tip Popped Out. Too Lazy To Fix It. I Present To You The Turdo
33. My Wife Never Fully Screws The Lids Back Onto Anything
34. Kinda Funny Tho
35. Lazy People Parked Right At The Entrance To Load Their Vehicle Up And Blocked The Traffic
36. I Work At An Ice Skating Rink, And Instead Of Properly Turning In Skates, People Just Throw Them Over The Counter
37. When You’re So Lazy And Can’t Walk 20ft To Watch Your Kid
38. I Live With Monsters
39. Left His Driveway But Didn’t Clear The Rear Window Of Snow. Lazy. Dangerous
40. I Was Gone For A Few Days, And I Guess No One Did Any Dishes
41. Too Lazy To Adjust The Clocks For Winter
42. Love Having Roommates
43. I Work At An Ice Skating Rink, And Instead Of Properly Turning In Skates, People Just Throw Them Over The Counter
44. A Couple Years Ago, My Neighbor Decided To Paint His House Bright Orange. Then Gave Up Halfway Through
45. The Dumpster On The Left Is Empty But People Are Too Lazy To Open The Lid So They Just Keep Piling Trash Up Into The Right Dumpster
When he's not doomscrolling Twitter or writing for Pleated-Jeans, Nate Armbruster writes jokes—and then tells them on stage as a stand-up comedian, where he can watch audiences (hopefully) laugh in real-time.