Ever noticed how dogs are basically Teflon-coated when it comes to getting away with mischief? Seriously, think about it. Picture the worst thing your dog has ever done. Now, imagine if your best human buddy pulled the same stunt. Yeah, you’d probably ghost them faster than an unswiped Tinder profile. But our furry friends? They’ve got us so twisted around their little paws, it’s almost criminal.
And the kicker? We often find their felonies downright funny. So much so that we can’t resist snapping a pic and plastering it all over the internet. I count myself lucky – the worst my dog’s ever done is destroy a pair of shoes. But after scrolling through these pictures, I’m starting to think I should throw my pup a treat – or a whole steak – for being a relatively saintly scoundrel compared to these dogs.
Sometimes, the only justice is a bit of public shaming, and thank goodness for that, because these doggy delinquents are comedy gold. Let’s dive into these 45 shamelessly funny times dogs destroyed things and give thanks that our own four-legged friends aren’t the stars of this show… or are they?
1. “We Completed A New Puzzle, But Our Puppy Managed To Snag A Piece And Destroy It, So We Had To Improvise”
7. “When You’re In The Middle Of Your Crime Scene, Pretend You’re A Victim. I Think It’s Hilarious, Although I Wouldn’t Want To Be The One Who Had To Clean It Up”
44. “For The Most Part Having A Dog Is Awesome. But Sometimes It’s Like Living With A Jerk Who Wrecks All Your Stuff When You’re Not Around. Total Wrecked Sunglasses Count: 7”
When he's not doomscrolling Twitter or writing for Pleated-Jeans, Nate Armbruster writes jokes—and then tells them on stage as a stand-up comedian, where he can watch audiences (hopefully) laugh in real-time.