65 Funny Christmas Tweets To Jingle All The Way Through The Holidays With Laughter

Twitter shines brightest when the days are shortest and the holiday chaos unfolds. It’s the time of year when every household’s quirks come out to play like the one reindeer with the red nose.

From siblings setting up candid cameras as a new form of festive surveillance to moms who believe caroling knows no bounds—not even at the cemetery gates—these funny Christmas tweets capture the hilarity of holiday happenings with a sprinkle of mischief and a dash of eggnog-induced honesty.

Whether it’s Santa forgetting his list and resorting to text SOSes to Mrs. Claus or wrapping paper that seems to fight back, the merriment is messier, and the laughter is louder.

So, grab your gingerbread cookie, settle into your coziest blanket, and enjoy the ride as we scroll through tweets that roast chestnuts and sometimes, the Christmas spirit itself, over an open fire of witty banter and relatable holiday mishaps.

It’s not just about the festive cheer; it’s about finding the funny in the frenzy. Let’s face it, if we didn’t laugh, we’d have to explain why the eggnog’s gone missing… again.

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Jason

Jason Mustian

Jason is a Webby winning, Short-Award losing humor writer and businessman. He lives in Texas with his amazing wife and four sometimes amazing kids.