48 Funniest Parenting Tweets From Moms And Dads Counting Down To Christmas Calm This Week (December 24, 2023)

On this silent night—well, silent except for the rustling of wrapping paper and the clink of Santa’s cookie plate—parents take to Twitter not with sugar plums, but with quips and confessions dancing in their heads.

It’s Christmas Eve, and the parenting tweets are nestled all snug in their feeds, bursting with tales of last-minute gift assemblies and covert operations to keep the magic alive.

In this special edition of funny parenting tweets, we find camaraderie in the shared whisper of “Just go to sleep!” and the strategic snack placement for Santa (and perhaps, for ourselves).

So, deeply tired parents, as the clock ticks down to the big day, let’s revel in the joy, the jest, and the jolly mess of having kiddos this Christmas Eve.

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