40 Funny Dieting Memes To Make Your New Year’s Resolutions Feel Less Daunting

The dawn of a new year always seems to come with a bunch of promises – most of which, let’s be honest, are as empty as my gym on a Friday night. We all have those grand plans to start working out, eat healthier, and some brave souls even venture into the realm of Dry January. But let’s face it, juggling all that? It’s like trying to touch your nose with your tongue – possible for some, a hilarious struggle for the rest of us. If you’re one of those who can actually stick to these resolutions, hats off to you! You probably won’t find dieting memes as funny as the rest of us.

Speaking of which, these memes are a lifeline for us serial gym-avoiders who would rather wrestle a bear than cancel that age-old gym membership. I mean, my Planet Fitness card has become the most overpriced keychain in my collection. But hey, no pressure, right? Remember, it’s okay to take baby steps with these changes. And while you’re at it, why not have a laugh with some of these funny dieting memes? They’re sure to crack a smile on your face, even if you’re not feeling the whole ‘new year, new me’ vibe.


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Nate Armbruster

Nate Armbruster is a stand-up comedian and writer based in Chicago who is likely writing a joke as you read this. Find him online at natecomedy.com.