40 Infuriatingly Entitled Restaurant Customers Who Deserved To Get “Sneezers”

Welcome to the world of dining drama, where the menu features a heaping helping of entitlement with a side of audacity. In this sizzling exposé, we’re serving up some pics of restaurant customers whose behavior was so outrageously entitled, they practically begged to be shown the door.

From the diner who demanded a meal fit for a king at fast-food prices to the table of ten who thought ‘reservation’ was just a fancy word for ‘suggestion,’ these tales will have you gasping, giggling, and groaning in equal measure. Prepare to be both amused and appalled as we take a deep dive into the world of diners who mistook the service bell for a royal summons.

So grab your napkin, pull up a chair, and get ready to indulge in a feast of the absurdly entitled – no tipping required!

1. Customer Leaves Her Baby’s Dirty Diaper On Table

2. If You Go To A Restaurant And Your Kid Makes A Mess And You Leave It Like This, It Says More About You As Parent Than Your Kid

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5. Someone Decided To Have A Gender Reveal At The Table

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7. How People Left Their Table At A Wendy’s Near Me Smh

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9. Caught A Couple Of Kids Coloring On The Banister In Our Outside Seating Section. Parents Just Sat There Watching Them Do It. I Asked Them If The Walls In There House Looked Just As Ugly And They Asked To Speak To A Manager

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12. The Restaurant I Work At Makes Us Pay A ‘Tip Refund’ To Cover Credit Card Charges

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20. $10 Would Have Been Preferred

21. Parents Who Let Their Child Make This Sort Of Mess In A Restaurant

22. This Is Why I, As A Restaurant Host, Hate Kids And The Parents Who Enable Them. This Is Just The Floor, I Had Already Cleaned The Table, The Chairs, And The Shattered Plate

23. 32 Separate Checks

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26. She Wouldn’t Eat Her Chicken Because It Is “Pretty Much Raw.”

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28. Customer Came Into The Restaurant And Gave The Waiters This Allergy List

29. The Tip Line Said “Turn Over For Tip”

30. That One Table That Stays Past Closed, And You Can’t Leave Until They Do

31. I Miss My Line Cooks. I Don’t Miss My Line Cooks

32. Someone Brought In Their Pet Monkey. How’s Everybody Else’s Saturday Night?

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35. Lady Hit On Me All Night, Wrote Down Her Work Address, And Told Me To Come See Her Sometime. Then I Saw The Tip. Definitely A First For Me Lmao

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37. Someone Left Their Table At An Airport McDonald’s Like This

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40. Customer Was Raised In A Barn Apparently. Trash Can Is Right Behind Where They Were Sitting

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Mike Primavera

Mike Primavera is a Chicago-based comedy writer even though he doesn't HAVE to work. He lives comfortably off of his family's pasta fortune. Follow him on all social media at @primawesome