25 People Reveal The Foods They Intentionally Cook ‘Incorrectly,’ And It’s A Delicious Mix Of Intrigue And Confusion

Food is one of those topics that can slice through a dinner party faster than a hot knife through butter. People are particular about their grub, often due to how they were raised or where they grew up. Numerous factors shape our culinary preferences.

That said, let’s face it: some culinary crimes just can’t be forgiven. There’s usually a standard method for most things in the kitchen, but hey, there are rebels who throw the cookbook out the window.

Take rice, for instance. Did you know you’re supposed to rinse it before cooking? Yep, some folks know this and still play the rebel chef. And whether it really matters is up for debate.

Now, let’s talk steak. Ordering it well done? I’m not sure what to say. If that’s your jam, maybe keep that little secret within the confines of your kitchen, like the bold home cooks in this trending AskReddit thread. Here’s the question that got everyone’s pots and pans rattling:

“What food do you intentionally cook ‘incorrectly’?”

#1

person holding sliced fruit on white ceramic plate

Mashed potatoes with skin on. I love potato skin and refuse to peel them and throw them away. Luckily most of time I’m making it just for myself anyway.

#2

wrapped food on wooden surface

I layer the tortillas in my enchiladas instead of rolling them. Enchilasagna!

#3

black ceramic bowl with yellow rice
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I cook my scrambled eggs within an inch of their life. I HATE any sort of moisture in scrambled eggs, and prefer them the way most people would describe them, rubbery.

#4

brown cookies on white plastic pack
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My family’s chocolate chip cookie recipe is a masterclass in what not to do. I overbeat the sugar and butter, add way too little flour, and bang the trays on the counter (mid-bake and as they come out of the oven). The entire goal is to collapse them and ruin any internal structure so they become super thin and chewy.

#5

sliced fruit and kiwi on plate

Cream of wheat. I want to be able to cut into it.

#6

Roasted Vegetables Served on a Tray

I like to slightly char some things, like veggies. I justify it by saying it’s a real cooking method, but actually, I am just intentionally burning things a little bit. I like my sausages like that too.

#7

board of grilled meats
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Tender brisket and fall off the bone ribs, that competition bite isn’t for me and the fall off the bone ribs always goes before the competition bite one does, always.

#8

cooked food on bowl

Mashed potatoes, I don’t mash them until they’re smooth-i like lumpy mash

#9

sliced fruit on white ceramic plate
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I mix cheese and seafood sometimes which I think is a totally ridiculous “restriction” anyway. Come at me, Italians!

#10

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When making a packet ramen I drain all the water and put the seasoning on just the noodles, then I stir fry it with meat and veg. Its pretty good and not as salty the more extra stuff you mix in.

#11

brown and black chocolate cake

Bacon. I like more of a chew to it than a crunch

#12

rice in bowl

I don’t wash my rice. I’ve literally done it batch washed/unwashed side by side when arguing this point with my wife, she finally agreed. I must be missing something, but I can’t figure out what it is.

Yet there are so many sources that say wash your rice, and so folks even do it like half a dozen times because they want the water to perfectly clea

#13

brown cookies on brown wooden table

I pan-fry my gnocchi although this is becoming an acceptable thing now. And i also like my pasta on the softer side!

#14

green broccoli on white ceramic plate

Broccoli! I love steaming it until it’s very soft and tastes buttery! I don’t want my broccoli to be a lil crunchy, it needs to melt in my mouth.

#15

carrots on brown wooden chopping board

I dont peel potatoes and carrots. That’s where the flavor lives. Nutrition too.

#16

sliced bread on white ceramic plate

I hate perfectly cooked salmon. I prefer it the texture of canned fish.

#17

Person Holding Raw Pastas Aiming at Boiling Water in Pot
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I break my spaghetti and other long pasta in half before putting it in boiling water. I still have no problem picking up the pasta with my fork. This ‘rule’ about not breaking pasta is super gatekeep-y and absurd.

#18

sliced cheese on clear glass plate

I use salted butter for everything. It has a longer shelf life at room temperature (where butter is most useful) and the extra salt has never meaningfully changed a recipe aside from making baked goods a million times better.

#19

pasta on white ceramic plate

Bacon in carbonara. I made it with guanciale and it is good, but that sort of meat is extremely hard to find in the States and can only be ordered online. And to me the bacon is yummy. I’m not a fan of pancetta, TBH. I don’t care for it at all.

#20

sausage grilled on griller outdoors

Burnt hot dogs. I love an overcooked grilled hot dog.

#21

brown and black bread on white ceramic plate

I want my toast almost black. Not completely black, but on the verge. 13.7 more seconds and it will be black.

#22

melted cheese on top of cooked ham
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I use fried over easy eggs with eggs benedict. My wife and I don’t like poached eggs.

#23

white noodles in stainless steel bowl
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I don’t salt my pasta water nearly as much as they say to. The one time I did, the pasta was absolutely disgusting.

#24

Close-Up Photo of Man Cooking Meat
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Steak. Well done 🙂

#25

fried potataoes

French fries. I like mine soft and floppy, kind of like fried mashed potato sticks.

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