30 Technically True Jokes That You Can’t Get Mad At, Technically, Because They’re True

In a world where the line between fact and fiction is often blurred, sometimes the truth can be the funniest joke of all. Welcome to our collection of technically true jokes that are so absurdly accurate, you just can’t help but laugh.

These jokes are a testament to the old adage that “technically correct” is the best kind of correct, playing on words and twisting expectations in ways that are undeniably factual yet hilariously unexpected. From puns that will make you facepalm to observations so on-the-nose they circle back to being comical, these jokes are perfect for those moments when you want humor that’s both smart and silly.

So brace yourself for a dose of laughter that’s as logical as it is ludicrous – because technically, you can’t get mad at the technically true jokes shared in this reddit thread.

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Mike Primavera

Mike Primavera is a Chicago-based comedy writer even though he doesn't HAVE to work. He lives comfortably off of his family's pasta fortune. Follow him on all social media at @primawesome