Mike
Welcome to the hilarious world of New Year’s resolutions, where parents and kids are on comically different pages. For parents, it’s a chant of self-improvement: ‘5 AM yoga starts now,’ declares a hopeful mom, ignoring the allure of the snooze button.
In contrast, her ten-year-old is pledging to up his video game high score and master new skateboard tricks. We’re diving into this humorous divide, from the dad who plans to diet (post-pie, of course) to the little girl determined to teach the family dog ballet. Laugh along and maybe rethink your resolutions as we explore these delightfully diverse and amusing New Year ambitions.
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