40 Funny Stand-Up Jokes That Get To The Punchline Quick For People With Short Attention Spans

Live stand-up comedy is great, aside from the part where you have to leave your home. And pay attention to something for more than 3-5 minutes.

Seems like a steep price to pay to listen to funny jokes.

Thankfully, modern stand-up comedians take all the bullshit out of going to a comedy club by posting their best jokes to social media so we can all enjoy them from the comfort of our toilets and dentists’ waiting rooms. Here are some of the funniest stand-up jokes we’ve read this week.

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h/t Reddit

Jason Mustian

Jason Mustian

Jason is a Webby winning, Short-Award losing humor writer and businessman. He lives in Texas with his amazing wife and four sometimes amazing kids.