40 Funny And/Or Awkward Stories Of People Who Witnessed Wedding Objections

I’ve clocked in at around 25 weddings in the past few years, and not a single one had the dramatic flair of an objection. I mean, just once, I’d love to be in the crowd for that deliciously awkward and hilariously tense moment.

But hey, just because I haven’t had a front-row seat to wedding drama doesn’t mean it’s a myth. The internet is a goldmine of stories from people who’ve witnessed the rare but unforgettable ‘speak now or forever hold your peace’ moment going off-script. It’s like finding a unicorn in a sea of perfectly planned nuptials.

People that have had someone object at your wedding, what happened?
— u/summeralexander14


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Nate Armbruster

When he's not doomscrolling Twitter or writing for Pleated-Jeans, Nate Armbruster writes jokes—and then tells them on stage as a stand-up comedian, where he can watch audiences (hopefully) laugh in real-time.