45 Funny And Rare Insults That Prove Savage Wit Wins The Internet (February 6, 2024)

If you’re planning to toss an insult someone’s way, make sure you’ve got your game on point or, better yet, just don’t. The internet’s a jungle out there – it’s every keyboard warrior for themselves. But remember, if you’re going to be savage, it’s gotta be funny, not just mean.

But here’s the kicker: originality and rarity are key. Sure, we’ve got our all-time favorite zingers that never get old, but if you’re aiming to truly knock someone’s socks off with your wit, you’ve gotta bring something fresh and rare to the table. The goal is to be funny and savage, not just savage.

So, without further ado, let’s dive into the crème de la crème of rare insults that have been gracing the digital world this month: These insults are not only funny and savage, but their rarity makes them stand out in the vast sea of online banter.


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h/t: r/RareInsults

Nate

Nate Armbruster

When he's not doomscrolling Twitter or writing for Pleated-Jeans, Nate Armbruster writes jokes—and then tells them on stage as a stand-up comedian, where he can watch audiences (hopefully) laugh in real-time.