30 Funny Baby-Naming Tweets From Comedians Who May Have Come Up With The Best/Worst Names For New Parents

Ah, the great baby-naming adventure – been there, done that, and let me tell you, I’m thanking my lucky stars we stuck with names that won’t have our kids questioning our sanity in a few years. But, for those of you still in the thick of it, looking for inspiration or just a good laugh, I’ve stumbled upon a goldmine: hilarious tweets from the brave souls venturing into the wild frontier of… let’s call it “creative” baby naming.

Twitter, that endless source of wisdom and wit, has offered up some gems that are so out there, they just might circle back to genius. Or not. Either way, I’ve collected the funniest of the bunch to share with you.

So, whether you’re genuinely on the hunt for a unique name or just in need of a chuckle, join me in exploring these hilariously unconventional baby name suggestions. Trust me, it’s a riot.

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Jason Mustian

Jason Mustian

Jason is a Webby winning, Short-Award losing humor writer and businessman. He lives in Texas with his amazing wife and four sometimes amazing kids.