Nate
Let’s face it, some of the funniest things you’ll ever hear are the bizarre, unfiltered bits people say to their pets. If you’re claiming you don’t chat up your furry, feathery, or scaly companion, we’re tossing the flag on that play. Everyone talks to their pets—it’s like an unwritten rule of pet ownership. And why wouldn’t you? It’s the perfect chance to offload your quirkiest thoughts without judgment.
Plus, our pets get us on some level, responding in adorable, mysterious ways. Overhearing a pet owner in a deep convo with their pet is peak hilarity.
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