50 Hilariously Bad Spellings Of Children’s Names Parents Chose Forgetting They’d Grow Up

Ah, the joyous occasion of naming a child—a moment filled with hope, dreams, and, occasionally, a bewildering lack of foresight. Today, we embark on a lighthearted journey through the wild frontier of creative child naming, where the English language is bent, twisted, and sometimes outright ignored.

We’ve gathered a collection of the most hilariously bad spellings of children’s names, chosen by parents who perhaps didn’t pause to consider the minor detail that their little bundle of joy would, indeed, grow up one day.

From vowels playing hide and seek, to consonants thrown together like a Scrabble bag shaken and spilled, these names are a testament to human creativity… or something like that. Prepare to chuckle, facepalm, and maybe even find a smidgen of admiration for the audacity on display.

So, whether you’re a parent, a bemused onlooker, or just in need of a good laugh, join us as we explore the unforgettable world of children named with the best of intentions and the most puzzling of spellings.

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Mike

Mike Primavera

Mike Primavera is a Chicago-based comedy writer even though he doesn't HAVE to work. He lives comfortably off of his family's pasta fortune. Follow him on all social media at @primawesome