Jason Mustian
I won’t lie, President’s Day blindsided me this year, just like the stealthy four-year-old who can smell a snack being opened from three rooms away.
There I was this morning, coffee in hand, ready to tackle the workday with the gusto of a dad who’s got the house to himself. But no, fate had other plans, and those plans involved four kids with a day off and energy levels that make the Energizer Bunny look like a sloth.
So, as I navigate a house that’s louder than a toy store on Black Friday, I’m comforted by the solidarity found in the funny tweets of fellow parents—those brave souls turning their daily chaos into comedy gold. From diaper disasters to the mystical disappearance of every left shoe, these parents get it. They remind me that my current status as a jungle gym and snack negotiator is a shared experience, a collective sigh in 280 characters.
And when you’re done, be sure to check out the funniest parenting tweets from 2024, so far.
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Last week’s Funniest Parenting Tweets: 47 Funniest Parenting Tweets From Moms And Dads In The Struggle This Week (February 9, 2024)