35 Of The Funniest Marriage Tweets To Celebrate Your Not Always Easy Union This Week (February 21, 2024)

Marriage, the journey where you find yourself debating the existential question of what’s for dinner more often than you’d expect. As a seasoned navigator of the matrimonial seas, I’ve learned that laughter isn’t just good for the soul; it’s the anchor that keeps the ship steady through the stormiest of days.

This week, I’ve dived into the social media ocean to fish out the funniest marriage tweets—gems that shine a light on the shared experiences of spouses everywhere, from thermostat skirmishes to the enigma of the ever-full laundry basket. These married tweets hit so close to home, they’ll have you wondering if your living room is bugged.

So, let’s share a laugh at the quirks that make marriage an adventure worth every moment.

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Jason Mustian

Jason Mustian

Jason is a Webby winning, Short-Award losing humor writer and businessman. He lives in Texas with his amazing wife and four sometimes amazing kids.