Jason Mustian
With February in the books, we’re officially two months into 2024, and this year’s parenting tweets are already gold-medal-worthy.
It’s been a year of PB&J Picasso’s, bedtime negotiations that could outdo a UN summit, and discovering new forms of math homework that I’m convinced are just there to test my sanity.
As I brace myself for tonight’s sleepover – my wife’s current drive home feels more like a slow-motion sequence of impending doom – I’m reflecting on the tweets that made us parents feel less alone in our wonderfully wild routines. They’re the proof that our shared laughs are as plentiful as the mystery stains on our couches.
So, before I’m outnumbered and outplayed by a group of kids whose energy knows no bounds, let’s revel in the funniest parenting tweets that have graced 2024 thus far. May the odds be ever in my favor tonight.
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