25 Funny Insomnia Tweets You’ll Have Plenty Of Time To Read Tonight

When the clock strikes midnight and the rest of the world drifts off into dreamland, a unique breed of night owls takes to Twitter to share their sleepless sagas. Welcome to the realm of funny insomnia tweets, where the night is long, but the humor is endless.

Here, you’ll find a collection of witty observations, hilarious musings, and the kind of 3 AM thoughts that can only emerge when you’ve counted more sheep than there are in New Zealand. From existential snack quests to befriending the shadows on the ceiling, these funny tweets capture the lighter side of lying awake.

So, grab your favorite midnight snack, and let’s dive into the nocturnal world of insomnia tweets, where sleep might be elusive, but laughs are guaranteed.

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Mike Primavera

Mike Primavera is a Chicago-based comedy writer even though he doesn't HAVE to work. He lives comfortably off of his family's pasta fortune. Follow him on all social media at @primawesome