40 Hilariously Unhinged Product Reviews From The Depths Of Amazon (March 11, 2024)

Amazon can be a truly dark, dystopian place — and I’m not just talking about working there, amirite?

But in all seriousness, when you’re one of the biggest online shopping platforms in the world, and you sell almost everything imaginable, you’re going to get some downright unhinged reviews.

Here are some of the most entertaining, but also unhinged reviews we’ve ever seen on the Bezos Express.


1. Slip sliding away.

2. Shampoo doesn’t taste good, pass it on.

3. “Imagine working hard to write a book and you get this as a review.”

4. “Honestly maybe the most glowing review you could hope for.”

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