40 Dark Humor “Shower Thoughts” That Just Take It To The Next Level

In today’s technologically advanced world, many have traded contemplating life in the shower for asking ChatGPT to give us kinda “meh” answers to basic questions. Thankfully, even with the rapid growth of AI, real actual humans (mostly) over at Reddit still provides brilliant shower thoughts daily.

Some of these thoughts are pure and interesting, but others, well, dark and demented. The thoughts in this post fall into the latter category.

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Something must've happened to our ancestors for centuries to make us instinctively clench our butts when something scares us.

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An executioner sharpening his axe shouldn't be that menacing, he's- trying to make your death go as smooth as possible.

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There are more numbers than there are things to count.

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When you're an adult you stop bringing people to your bedroom and start hanging out in your living room.

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Having sex in the Harry Potter universe must be awkward if there are paintings in the room.

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funny dark shower thought - If you become a surgeon, you're legally allowed to stab people.

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funny dark shower thought - Being able to tolerate hearing yourself on video is probably the highest form of self acceptance.

Jason

Jason Mustian

Jason is a Webby winning, Short-Award losing humor writer and businessman. He lives in Texas with his amazing wife and four sometimes amazing kids.