‘Zillow Gone Wild’: 35 Outrageously Cursed Real Estate Listings That Demand A Double-Take

Welcome to the delightfully bizarre world of “Zillow Gone Wild,” the viral sensation that’s curating the most jaw-droppingly cursed real estate listings known to humanity. From baffling bathroom designs to kitchens that defy explanation, these properties are so outlandish they’ll make you do a double-take.

And if that’s not enough, get ready for even more eccentric escapades—this wildly popular account has inspired a TV show that’s set to bring all the real estate madness to your living room. Tune into HGTV this spring to catch the premiere and see just how wild the housing market can get.

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1. “Frank Lloyd Wright’s Last Designed Home, Also Known As The “Circular Sun House” $8,950,000Frank Lloyd Wright’s Last Designed Home, Also Known As The ‘Circular Sun House’ $8,950,000”

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2. “Polar Vortex Hitting Hard? Retire To This Cocaine-Fueled Palace, Featuring An Indoor Pool And Too Many Statues”

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3. “The Listing For This Queen Anne Victorian House (Built In 1896), Also Known As The ‘Albert H. Beach House’ Calls It A Masterpiece And We Have To Agree. $2,250,000”

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4. “I Never Knew I Needed This In A Mansion But Here We Are. $14,995,000. 7 Bd, 9 Ba. 10,742 Sq Ft. .79 Acres”

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5. “This Encinitas, CA Home Is Called Crescent House And Was Recently Featured In Season 3 Of Westworld. $19,995,000”

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6. “If This Home Isn’t In The Next Pixar Film I Am Going To Be Very Upset. Also, This Home Sits On 171 Acres Which Per The Listing Includes ‘Hardwood Forests, Open Meadows, Streams And Ponds’. As Far As I Can Tell There Are Two Other Homes On The Property. $1,975,000 In Jefferson, NY. 4 Bd, 5 Ba. 4,200 Sq Ft”

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7. “The Iconic ‘Garcia House’ Is For Sale In LA”

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8. “When A Listing Starts With ‘Do You Love Natural Bridge Caverns’ You Know It’s Going To Be Great.”

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9. “This Was Designed By Architect John Andre Gougeon In Sierra Madre, CA. Listed For $4,488,000”

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10. “This 1870s Historical Home Was Formerly Owned By Elias And Hetty Woodstone, Has A Secret Vault, And Used To Be The Site Of A Revolutionary War Encampment. Bonus: Viking Remains Have Been Found On The Property, As Well As Bears, And Each Year Is A Halloween Lover’s Delight”

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11. “Two Words: Stiletto Tub”

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12. “The Only Property Available On Zillow At The North Pole, The Property Also Comes With A 3 Home Elf Village”

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13. “Finally, I Can Realize My Dream Of Living Inside Casa Bonita”

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14. “Here’s A Really Cool Edwardian Style Home In Dubuque, IA That Listed For Only $430,000????”

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15. “The Home From ‘Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery’ Is On Zillow For $450,000,000”

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16. “Y’know, Personally, I Don’t Think They Have Enough Hats”

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17. “Here’s Your Chance To Finally Own Your Own Island In Addison, Me For $339,000. Per The Listing The ‘Ledges Surrounding The Island Are Loaded With Seals For Constant Entertainment’. 1 Bed. 540 Sq Ft. 1.5 Acres”

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18. “Oh Do I Have A Treat For You Guys Today.”

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19. “The Only Frank Lloyd Wright House In The Most Beautiful Town Of Tulsa, Oklahoma, Known As ‘Westhope’ Just Hit The Market. $7,995,000”

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20. “If You Just Happened To Be In The Market For A New Castle We Have A Lot Of Castles For You Today”

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21. “Here’s A Really Cool Home(S) In Bigfork, Mt That Has Over 15k Sq Ft In 7 Structures. 9 Bd, 17 Ba. 16.68 Acres. No Potato Shed. $17,500,000”

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22. “‘Swole Zeus Isn’t Real, He Can’t Hurt You’ Swole Zeus:”

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23. “I Feel Like I’m Watching The Brady Bunch On Acid”

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24. “Here’s One Of The Most Castley Castles We’ve Ever Seen. Currently Listed For $7,000,000 In Sagle, Id. 3 Bd, 2 Ba. 8,000 Sq Ft. 8.6 Acres”

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25. “I’d Like To Be Under The Sea In An Octopus’s Bathroom Beneath The Waves”

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26. “Soooo This Home Comes With A Tree House Back Yard (Sorry, It’s Not A Potato Shed). Currently Listed For $1,250,000. 2 Bd, 3 Ba. 866 Sq Ft.”

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27. “$1 Mil In Texas Buys You 8 Bedrooms, 10 Bathrooms, And A Scale Replica Of Christ The Redeemer”

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28. “When The Goo Goo Dolls Said ‘Why Don’t You Slide’ This Madison, WI Home Took That Seriously. Currently Listed For $4,250,000. 4 Bd, 5.5 Ba. 6,113 Sq Ft. .51 Acres”

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29. “I Love When Houses Have Some Tasteful Brass Accents”

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30. “Here’s Your Chance To Finally Have Your Own Mushroom House. This One Is Known As The Charlevoix Mushroom House, Also Known As The Thatch House In Charlevoix, Mi. Currently Listed For $4,500,000. 10 Bd, 8 Ba. 6,000 Sq Ft. .33 Acres”

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31. “Imagine The D&d Campaigns…”

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32. “If There Were An Award For The Best Kids Rooms….”

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33. “This House Looks Like A Forgotten Disney Hotel”

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34. “I Wish This Was An April Fool’s Joke”

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35. “Found The Set Of The Next Knives Out Movie”

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Nate Armbruster

Nate Armbruster is a stand-up comedian and writer based in Chicago who is likely writing a joke as you read this. Find him online at natecomedy.com.