Jason Mustian
Taylor Swift has unleashed her latest, 31 song lyrical labyrinth, ‘The Tortured Poets Department,’ upon us, and frankly, the internet is losing its collective mind.
As a cautious scribe walking on the tightrope of Swiftie fandom, I am braving these treacherous waters to bring you the funniest takes that deep down Swifties know are valid.
So, pause your teary-eyed serenades to this surprise double album and dive into the greatest tweets about ‘The Tortured Poets Department.’
Disclaimer: Dear Swifties, please remember, it’s all in good fun. My love for Taylor is as unbreakable as her record-setting streaks—no harm, no foul, and definitely no fear for my well-being intended. Also, get a life.
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