50 Funniest Parenting Tweets Filling The Crayon-Covered Halls With Laughs This Week (May 5, 2024)

Welcome back to our weekly gathering around the old funny parenting tweets pole.

This week, from the eerily accurate depictions of moms in TV ads to the paradox of pleasing a toddler, we’ve got a lineup that captures the comically absurd sides of family life.

Whether it’s dealing with the aftermath of a canceled softball practice that had everyone unnecessarily on edge or navigating the unwritten rules of car rides with kids, these tweets resonate with anyone who’s ever found themselves laughing to keep from crying over the unpredictable joys of parenthood.

So, grab a moment to yourself (yes, hide in the bathroom if you must), and enjoy a scroll through these fine parenting twitter gems.

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