Masha
Ladies, gather around! If you’ve been in the dating game long enough, you’ve likely encountered more than your fair share of delusional men with outrageous demands. You know the type: guys who expect you to be a supermodel chef with a PhD, while they can barely string a coherent sentence together. We’ve all been there, rolling our eyes and laughing with our friends over these ridiculous exchanges.
Today, we’re diving into some of the most jaw-droppingly absurd text conversations women have had with these self-proclaimed “alpha males.” Get ready to cringe, laugh, and maybe even feel a little better about your own dating experiences. These screenshots are proof that sometimes, the best thing to do is to just laugh it off and keep swiping. Enjoy!
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