Ever felt the sweet, sweet satisfaction of quitting a job you hate? It’s like a weight lifted off your shoulders, with a side of “take that” to your boss. We’ve rounded up some of the funniest, most outrageous “I quit” moments that’ll have you cracking up. From genius resignation letters to legendary exit moves, these stories are pure hilarity.
Whether you need a good laugh or some wild inspiration for your own dramatic exit, these tales of epic job walkouts are the real deal. Scroll down and enjoy the hilarity of people saying goodbye to their gigs with style and flair.
1. “My Boss’s Secretary Quit This Morning After Delivering Breakfast”
2. “I Helped A Work Mate With His Resignation Letter. Not Sure Why He Didn’t Use It?”
3. “Quit Your Job Like A Boss”
4. “Throwback To 2018 When I Quit My Job Of 8 Years By Leaving This On My Boss’s Desk”
5. “My Boss Volunteered Me For A Golf Event That I Hated Every Second Of, So I Gave Her A Golf Themed Resignation Letter”
6. “Resigning From A Bad Job With Style”
7. “I Also Quit My Job”
8. “Just Went In And Quit, But Not Without Super Gluing A Few Of These To Walls By The Time Clocks”
9. “I Think Lena Quit Her Job Today”
10. “My Favorite Way I’ve Quit A Job (Copywriter)”
11. “Quitting My Job Today. Leaving This As My Out Of Office Message”
12. “This Is Not The End. It’s Only The ‘&'”
13. “My Friend Quit His Job Yesterday”
14. “Today I Decided To Bet On Myself And Quit My Job To Work Full Time On My Small Candle Business”
15. “Mass Exodus – The Owners Of This Store Were Left Scratching Their Heads After Their Entire Team Decided To Quit. Hopefully They’ve Learned Their Lesson”
16. “The Best Way To Quit Your Job”
17. “Funny Quit Notice”
18. “Quit My Job Where The Owners Use And Abuse Me, My Hard Work, And My Kindness. I Had To Beg Them For A $1 Raise After 1.5 Years”
19. “I Did A Thing Today”
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21. “I Quit My Job Today But Left Them Something To Remember Me By. Inspired By Another Post From A Few Months Ago”
22. “After Successfully Opening His Own Business, My Best Friend Quit His Corporate Job After 18 Years And Left This For Them To Remember Him By”
23. “My ‘Partner In Crime’ At Work Is Announcing His Resignation Today, And This Is How We Are Doing It”
24. “Onto Bigger And Better Things”
25. “Best Resignation Letter Ever”
26. “Handing In This Resignation Letter Today”
27. “I Work At A Supermarket And This Is My Resignation Letter”
28. “So I Quit My Job And I Just Took This Into Work”
29. “A Letter Of Resignation From My Sister’s Job”
30. “How To Quit Your Summer Job At Dairy Queen”
31. “I Put My Resignation Letter On A Leftover Halloween Decoration In My Boss’s Office This Morning”
32. “My 6-Year-Old Niece Quit On Me After 30 Mins Of Work”
33. “The Best Resignation Letter Ever”
34. “Today I’m Quitting My College Restaurant Job And This Is How I’m Doing It”
35. “Eat My Resignation. When It’s Time To Move On”
36. “I Decided It Was Best To Take A Tactful Approach When Telling My Significant Other I Had Quit My Job This Afternoon”
37. “I Put In My Two Weeks Notice Via Sympathy Card”
38. “My Colleague Of 10 Years Finally Quit His Job To Work For His Church. Here’s What He Put Up All Round The Building. LegendMy Colleague Of 10 Years Finally Quit His Job To Work For His Church. Here’s What He Put Up All Round The Building. Legend”
39. “My Resignation Letter To HR, I Will Not Be In Tomorrow”
40. “6 Months Ago This Is How I Submitted My 2 Week’s Notice. Today Several Of My Former Coworkers Got Canned”
When he's not doomscrolling Twitter or writing for Pleated-Jeans, Nate Armbruster writes jokes—and then tells them on stage as a stand-up comedian, where he can watch audiences (hopefully) laugh in real-time.