“Paper Is Just Tree Meat” — 25 Teachers Share The Weirdest And Funniest Things Kids Have Ever Said To Them

At a small alternative school with fewer than 50 students and just four teachers, hilarity ensues daily.

The math teacher, who helps students catch up on freshman credits and get connected with local trades, keeps a running tally of the funniest student quotes on the edge of the whiteboard. They shared their favorites in a recent post on the r/teachers subreddit.

From mixing up Alaska and Nebraska to eating candy wrappers, here are the funniest things kids have said.

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