29 Funniest Quote Tweets Of The Week Are A Hoot And Three-Quarters

Full disclosure. Every funny quote tweets post up until now has been a hoot and a half—no more, no less.

But I say we bump up those hoot levels. I’m making this post a hoot and three-quarters. Yup. That’s 17% more hoot. For no extra cost on your end. “Can you even do that?” Probably not.

So enjoy it before my boss catches me being too generous with the hoot supply. And be careful. If you get too crazy with all that hoot, we’ll have a hootenanny on our hands. And we can all agree that another hootenanny like the one in ’96 is the last thing we want to happen. So go on and scroll.

Enjoy the clever tweets and well-placed pics. Just be responsible about it, y’know?

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