Alex Buscemi
May has come and gone, but we’re still laughing at the funniest tweets, memes, and pictures the internet gave us. And what a month it was. Between the Trump trial, the Four Seasons Orlando baby, and people who “matched each other’s freak”, plenty of memes will be memorialized in the Internet Hall of Fame forever — or at least until we forget about them in a week or so.
So as we bid the month farewell (and come to the horrifying realization that 2024 is already halfway over) let’s look back on the funniest posts from May.
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Being a baby must be scary, imagine sleeping at home & you wake up at TJMAXX
— That 1 Foo 🎨 (@xigotsoul) May 9, 2024
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pro tip: its okay to invent some memories if you’re trying to get her back. just make shit up pic.twitter.com/ux02MVcuRv
— jean genet besserit (@TW1NKD3STR0YER) May 22, 2024
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if someone matches my freak we're going to get banned from chilis
— Chris (@citehchris) May 22, 2024
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me eating mangoes pic.twitter.com/ACAWrtyQEx
— andie (@twinkdancy) May 23, 2024
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I know my cousin did not put this over the bed like a hamster bottle pic.twitter.com/XT4nAUSRuF
— rated ✧* (@ihyrated) May 23, 2024
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The name Gus is short for Esophagus
— Kate oh no (@Kateness8) May 26, 2024
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“you feel me?” brother I haven’t felt anything since the scholastic book fair
— peter (@arabatman_) May 28, 2024
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hearing the second alarm when i already woke up pic.twitter.com/5cZxHoegZR
— gabo 🅴 (@gaboisaleo) May 20, 2024
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— inho 🥇 (@itto_inho) May 5, 2024
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babe are you okay? you haven't said that's that me espresso once today..
— mariana (@pastapilled) May 8, 2024
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may i be the fourth with you or whatever they say pic.twitter.com/Vi1UVEEk1g
— amaya (@himbokisser) May 4, 2024
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If ur phone is on military time that’s all I need to know abt u to know ur annoying
— Slizzy McGuire (@givebigmamakiss) May 7, 2024
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If I was a detective I’d probably be like “come on tellllll meeeee “
— Jack Profound (@godisangryatme) May 8, 2024
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The men are rapping about taking ozempic and getting lipo…WE NEED MECHANICS
— Amari Symoné (@MarMarr08) May 4, 2024
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"My boyfriend doesn't let me" pic.twitter.com/2MLSLVnl5e
— 𝐇★𝐓𝐆𝐈𝐑𝐋👅 (@mainbitchclique) May 10, 2024
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when I get too high I start picturing the headlines “first person ever to die from weed”
— bemma (@bemdoll) May 19, 2024
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i’m not matthew but i think he has some explaining to do pic.twitter.com/dT8mkd9YAw
— syl BIRTHDAY (@claudevonpeegan) May 18, 2024
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— Will ✧ (@willnotclap) May 27, 2024
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https://t.co/vFjFbPfM0d pic.twitter.com/9i4jTO8Mfz
— Will (@fullmetalhimbo) May 23, 2024
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i thought Doggy style was being loyal to each other. you guys are gross
— shell (@p4dft) May 26, 2024
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today is 5/11 or as some dudes call it 6’
— vision bored (@visionbored2) May 11, 2024
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Ladies do not let a man who takes mirror selfies be mean to you. You talk to him woman to woman
— sluts r us (@godsfavslut0) May 28, 2024
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— . (@BrendanDaGawd) May 28, 2024
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Mother’s Day so funny cause your friend could be cussing their mom down for how they traumatized them for weeks then you’ll see them post her with a a caption like ‘my lifeline… I love you like the stars love the moon’
— tt (@_tteja) May 13, 2024
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Had a new experience tonight: on hour one of a six-hour flight, I got up to use the bathroom and when I came back the guy beside me was wearing my sweatshirt
— Sarah Edwards (@eddy_sarah) May 21, 2024
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Night people Morning people
when morning when night
people are asleep: people are asleep: pic.twitter.com/jGI8yanVtB— ☔ (@Whotfismick) May 19, 2024
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Sent an email to like 40 people that started “Goo morning,”
pic.twitter.com/LAiAMeTQzG— danny 🫶 (@dannnysworld) May 24, 2024
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Who wants to go to the Four Seasons Orlando? pic.twitter.com/2qskzgdjHh
— Katrina Waters ✨ (@MsKatrinaWaters) May 21, 2024
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— Dr Grayfang (@DrGrayfang) May 30, 2024
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Man with a suspended license joins court Zoom call while driving his car 😭😭 pic.twitter.com/r3uI3cwQcM
— no context memes (@weirddalle) May 30, 2024
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“no rush but im ready to dip whenever u are” pic.twitter.com/xI6rnGwcki
— ⛧ Luis Vercetti ⛧ (@97Vercetti) May 28, 2024
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https://t.co/ZDnNASbLm0 pic.twitter.com/YzeTNhCufU
— bbs (@BurritoBrosShit) May 21, 2024
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finally saw one in the wild. a beautiful vehicle, photos don't do it justice pic.twitter.com/JQyQNEfuDe
— Rob DenBleyker (@RobDenBleyker) May 18, 2024
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A woman named Grandma https://t.co/b2r0hzZOmZ
— Carey O'Donnell (@ecareyo) May 15, 2024
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Only men can relate pic.twitter.com/1bd0GRSzvt
— humans without context (@HumansNoContext) May 11, 2024
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so it appears as if I ordered airpods while I was drunk the other night pic.twitter.com/rW4XaSlWkb
— riley from hivemind (@RileyJohnSavage) May 11, 2024
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god, you do have favorites https://t.co/VYrMrpLnxX
— RINA. (@LAVIDAPRADA) May 11, 2024
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I found one of my old notebooks from college… pic.twitter.com/5zxYPgHDm3
— Douglas A. Boneparth (@dougboneparth) May 11, 2024
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https://x.com/notcrypticno/status/1795853193332523412
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