42 Clever Shower Thoughts For Amateur Philosophers And Deep Thinkers

Hold onto your rubber duckies and prepare for a splash of brilliance! We’ve gathered the wittiest, most mind-bending shower thoughts that will have amateur philosophers and deep thinkers everywhere saying, “Why didn’t I think of that?”

From the profound to the downright hilarious, these clever musings are perfect for pondering as you rinse, lather, and repeat. So grab your loofah and dive into these brain-teasing gems that will turn your next shower into a session of comedic enlightenment. Warning: May cause sudden bursts of laughter and existential contemplation. Let’s get those thoughts bubbling!

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Mike

Mike Primavera

Mike Primavera is a Chicago-based comedy writer even though he doesn't HAVE to work. He lives comfortably off of his family's pasta fortune. Follow him on all social media at @primawesome