37 Crimes Against Sushi Submitted For Your Judgement

Hey there, sushi lovers and culinary thrill-seekers! Ready for a wild ride through the world of sushi gone terribly, hilariously wrong? We’ve rounded up the most insane sushi fails that will make you question everything you know about this beloved dish.

From restaurants’ outrageous creations to home chefs’ epic fails plopped on a plate, these so-called “sushi” monstrosities should never have seen the light of day—or the inside of a soy sauce dish. So grab your chopsticks and brace yourself for a feast of food fails that are as baffling as they are belly-laugh inducing!

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Mike Primavera

Mike Primavera is a Chicago-based comedy writer even though he doesn't HAVE to work. He lives comfortably off of his family's pasta fortune. Follow him on all social media at @primawesome