Alex Buscemi
Quote tweets are among the best ways for clever internet comedians to crack wise about trending news topics. And the past week has been rife with highly meme-able, hot take-able stories.
From the disastrous presidential debate to “eyelinerless pandas,” these are the funniest quote tweets that people can’t stop sharing this week.
Scroll through to be simultaneously entertained and (sort of) informed.
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Y'all want these celebrities to stop using jets or not? https://t.co/ZVg6SYwBPA
— Sisa (@TheTitanBaddie) June 26, 2024
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We live in a time of such disconnect from production and growth of food that unripe fruit has become a conspiracy theory https://t.co/3OS4gbSMQD
— Joe B (@TheStarman923) June 26, 2024
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I went with my Grandma to see his new motorcycle movie, she said, “he can put his boots under my bed anytime,” she’s 87. https://t.co/tx34bulrPF
— Gina (@itssginaa) June 26, 2024
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We need an age restriction on this app https://t.co/E0fht1fiWx
— Iron Heart ❤️ (@FitChickJen) June 25, 2024
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this has probably been said before, including by me, but I love when larry david recycles a bit from seinfeld in curb because it means the thing he's complaining about has been bothering him for, in some cases, decades https://t.co/IcAs3oiXxH
— Jordan Freiman (@JordanFreiman) June 24, 2024
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“If it’s hot outside, we can raise the price of water and ice cream." https://t.co/mrg4PvkKSl pic.twitter.com/ullRKuJPmj
— Josh (@JoshC0301) June 21, 2024
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Meanwhile, 63-year old Julianne Moore… https://t.co/URkUqYi5Kc pic.twitter.com/k4ZGp7aqxN
— Uriel (@UrielTheMan21) June 21, 2024
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