25 Funniest Roasts On Twitter This Week (July 10, 2024)

Funny quote tweets prove week after week that the replies are often better than the original post.

This past week, the internet was buzzing with two of the biggest feuds of the decade: Trump v. Biden and Drake v. Kendrick. There was also plenty of discourse about the Hawk Tuah girl, whose launch to stardom has been equally divisive for some reason.

All this bickering over everything — even spitting during fellatio — it’s enough to drive one mad. I guess all we can do is laugh about it. Hopefully, these funny quote tweets will help you do just that.

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not true https://t.co/kk2CY5BgNF pic.twitter.com/8nK7IXU0Bj

— Kristi Yamaguccimane (@TheWapplehouse) June 29, 2024

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"See guys? No kids." https://t.co/7CgCHO2Vj1

— issabreh (@IssaBreh) July 3, 2024

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this is so much better than having glaciers on earth https://t.co/8TdAWNjFPn

— slate (@PleaseBeGneiss) July 4, 2024

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"I've left the cult of science" she declared on her livestream sent over high-speed internet while speaking into a sound amplification device, staring at a laptop computer, and drinking from a vessel designed to keep hot and cold liquids at their original temperature. https://t.co/ZoWMbAGxKu

— Mike Rothschild (no relation) (@rothschildmd) July 2, 2024

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There’s a whole world out there we don’t understand https://t.co/d8Bq6jvMbG

— joe bro (@jbromovies) July 1, 2024

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https://twitter.com/sylphanne/status/1807475855968370827

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Martin Mull as Gene Parmesan was such a rememberable character in Arrested Development that it’s hard to believe that he was only in one episode of the original series pic.twitter.com/XSHMTAN0Kz https://t.co/HWOQJpeoBw

— Fiona Small (@FionaSmall) June 29, 2024

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https://twitter.com/maxfawcett/status/1806811340645999078

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The multiple Bidens theory is funny if only because that means they bring out the bad one sometimes for whatever reason https://t.co/Y2gX3ybx7f

— Mr. Chau (@Srirachachau) June 28, 2024