It’s been a crazy month in the news and this week was no exception.
America continues to reel from the attempted assassination on Donald Trump. Biden tweeted that he’d remove himself from the presidential race if he had a serious medical condition, got COVID, then held true to his word and dropped out, endorsing Vice President Kamala Harris as the new Democratic candidate. Oh, and raccoons are breaking into Cybertrucks because they keep mistaking them for dumpsters (further proof that Cybertruck owners are neckbeards with poor hygiene).
All of this and more served as the perfect fodder for some witty quote tweets from some seriously funny people. Keep going for our favorites that graced the interweb this past week.
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Imagine if he was doing this when he got shot at https://t.co/8pEb57irG0
— Arthouse Shawn Levy (@firagawalkwthme) July 24, 2024
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