Nate
I grew up learning that there’s a difference between a “need” and a “want”. There’s a lot of stuff out there and some would argue that we don’t need all of it. On the other hand, there’s also a lot of stuff that is really cool and you just need to have, even if it’s not necessary. Everything else just has to go.
A recent Twitter conversation went viral discussing #StuffThatShouldNotExist and we have 50 of the cringiest responses for you to look at. I had no idea that most of these things even existed but now that I do, I kind of agree.
1. “Carpet Bathrooms”
2. “Plastic”
3. “This Nicolas Cage Sequin Pillow”
4. “This Dog Carrier”
5. “Twinkle Tush For Cats”
6. “These Containers That The Entire World Can Hear You Opening”
7. “Covid-19”
8. “This Monstrosity…”
9. “LED Headlights Are Basically Brights. Talk About Being Blinded By The Lights…”
10. “Crocs High Heels”
11. “Canned Bread”
12. “Swedish Fish Oreos”
13. “Umbrellas For Shoes”
14. “Denture Earrings”
15. “Have A Picnic Anywhere. Picnic Pants”
16. “Vampire Period Pads”
17. “Stuffed Animals That Give Children Nightmares”
18. “Food-Flavored Sodas”
19. “One Whole Chicken In A Can”
20. “Dentures Hair Combs”
21. “Underpants For Your Hands”
22. “Peeps Flavored Pepsi”
23. “Car Lashes”
24. “I Present You Some Of The Most Cursed Things I’ve Ever Come Across” (The Epitome Of Stuff That Should Not Exist)
25. “Socks With Sandals”
26. “Food Flavored Cotton Candy”
27. “Mini Skirts With Baekhos Face On It”
28. “The Baguette Pack”
29. “Whatever The [Fudge] Is Happening Here”
30. “Murder Hornets”
31. “This Tape Dispenser”
32. “Bicycle Seats, Hurts So Much”
33. “KFC With Spicy Chocolate Sauce”
34. “Remote Control Headband”
35. “Nasty Peeps”
36. “Come To Australia”
37. “Whatever This Is”
38. “Blue Maple Syrup. Even If It Feels Fun”
39. “The Fact These Exist Is Worrying”
40. “Self-Watering Can”
41. “Minecraft On Mobile”
42. “An ‘Action Figure’ Of The Blob And Whoever Thought We Needed It”
43. “Aspic. It’s Jello But With Savory Stuff Instead Of Sweet…like Meat, Veggies, Broth Or Fish…it Was Popular In The 1950s But The Fad (Thankfully) Fizzled Out By The 1970’s”
44. “McChicken MacPoulet”
45. “Spicy Jellybeans”
46. “Bug Snacks. Ew. Not Even Bacon Will Make This Palatable”
47. “I Don’t Care How Comfortable They Are. These Are The Ugliest Shoes Known To Man”
48. “Sour Altoids”
49. “Pineapple On Pizza”
50. “White Colored Pencils”
