I’ve been doing these parenting tweets lists for a while now and I realized I no longer have anything that helps me relate to fellow parents because I’ve figured it out entirely and it’s easy and there’s no reason to make jokes when parenting is 100% on autopilot and never a struggle.
Just kidding obviously. It’s early August with two weeks before the kids go back to school and I may actually be committed to an insane asylum before then. Especially if I have to remind them not to leave their wet bathing suits on their beds one more godd**n time.
If you’re in it with me, I hope you enjoy the funniest parenting tweets from moms and dads this week.