50 Hilariously Insane Items Delusional People Are Trying To Sell Online

Get ready to shake your head and chuckle as we dive into the wild world of online marketplaces, where delusional sellers reign supreme! We’ve gathered the funniest and most insane items that people are actually trying to sell.

Whether it’s a “vintage” slice of toast with an unusual resemblance to a celebrity or a slightly used garden gnome with “magical” properties, these funny listings will have you wondering what people were thinking.

So prepare yourself for a journey through the bizarre and the ridiculous—these funny sellers might be delusional, but their attempts at salesmanship are nothing short of hilarious!

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Mike

Mike Primavera

Mike Primavera is a Chicago-based comedy writer even though he doesn't HAVE to work. He lives comfortably off of his family's pasta fortune. Follow him on all social media at @primawesome