50 Delusional Workplace Signs At Businesses Suffering From Late Stage Capitalism

Get ready to roll your eyes and chuckle as we dive into the world of ridiculous workplace signs from companies and bosses who clearly have no clue how to motivate their employees.

These gems are the epitome of late-stage capitalism, where management thinks a snarky sign in the break room is the key to boosting productivity.

Whether it’s “motivational” posters that miss the mark or rules that make you question humanity, these funny signs are proof that sometimes, the biggest joke at work is hanging on the wall.

So grab your coffee, ignore the “No Breaks Allowed” sign, and enjoy this collection of workplace absurdity!

1. My Job Threatened To Withhold My Paycheck To Ensure No One Left Early; I Responded Accordingly

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3. I Left My Job Shortly After Receiving This Prize For My Good Work

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7. A Sign In My Hospital Reminding Nurses To Bill Patients For A Pillow. Yeah USA

8. Came Into Work This Morning To Find This Taped To The Wall. Boss Went On A Tirade Against Me And Co-Worker Yesterday For Taking To Each Other With No Customers In The Store

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13. A Department Manager Did This To My Bike When I Had It In The Back For A Single Day

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15. Local Subway Had This Posted On Their Door, I Ask The Manager What The Starting Pay Is And He Couldn’t Give Me A Straight Answer

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19. The Place My Girlfriend Works At Just Posted This Sign In Their Break Room. The Company Had Record Profits Last Year

20. Boss Wrote “Thief” On My Check

21. Wanted To Share What My Boss Has Been Hanging In The Break Room

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28. This Sign Posted At Our Shop. Don’t They Know I Need At Least 3 Days Off A Month For My Mental Health

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36. CFO Hung This Up

37. $90,000,000 In Sales And This Target Store Rewarded The Workers With Cupcakes. Yes, Cupcakes

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40. This Is The Sign Outside HR Today

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42. When My Grandfather Passed Away, My Boss Asked For A Funeral Note. What Is A Funeral Note?

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44. Sign Posted At A Local Dollar General. Good For Them

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Mike

Mike Primavera

Mike Primavera is a Chicago-based comedy writer even though he doesn't HAVE to work. He lives comfortably off of his family's pasta fortune. Follow him on all social media at @primawesome