Alex Buscemi
They say the humor is in the replies — and quote tweets continue to prove that fact week in and week out.
This week’s round-up of the funniest quote tweets to grace the internet includes wild celebrity facts, iconic Getty Images, and the unintentionally hilarious fallout from Brazil banning Twitter for being a hub of misinformation.
Scroll on for the best quote tweets from brash internet comedians who just can’t keep their mouths shut — or their thumbs still. We thank them for their continued service.
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excuse me?? she popped out of nowhere 😭 https://t.co/FvApjI7Q7j pic.twitter.com/5mXOmzG9IU
— s🎃njana curtis! 🦦 (@sanjanacurtis) September 5, 2024
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“Baby Gronk dropped a diss track on the Rizzler and the Costco Guys”
You bolt awake in the mountains of Carthage. It is 217 BC. You are the general Hannibal. The future cannot come to pass. Rome must burn. https://t.co/5gNmGsGeXW
— Joshua Rush (@JoshuaRush) September 1, 2024
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https://t.co/DE3HoX9Sd5 pic.twitter.com/XZpZunOgfw
— Patrick Monahan (@pattymo) September 1, 2024
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How breaking bad would have ended if Hank took a piss instead of a shit https://t.co/LTc0kqQqm9
— AdamThaSportFan (61-101) (0-17) (46-36) (@AdamThaSportFan) September 2, 2024
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it took 15 years but my dark wish came true at last https://t.co/rlDbdqFYTB pic.twitter.com/XIK7yvji2E
— Bob Mackey (@bobservo) September 4, 2024
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My favorite part of Cancel Culture is when canceled celebrities get their own streaming specials where they get paid millions to complain about being cancelled and out of work https://t.co/giLEqFK4lx
— Gay and Tired 🥥 🌴 🇵🇸 (@GayChemist) September 3, 2024
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Is it shocking? It's been underwater for 112 years. What's it meant to do, put in bifolds and a kitchen island to keep up? https://t.co/1FOdxAnDL0
— Sarah (@SarahDuggers) September 3, 2024
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How I feel going to work for the rest of my life knowing this mf got rich and famous for making a bj joke https://t.co/JERqUnyR8R pic.twitter.com/8G63TYpo55
— Ellen Spookley🇵🇸🎃 (@DeaditeBeerus) September 4, 2024
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I was joking… https://t.co/QwVtD3CgJy pic.twitter.com/ah7gxfLMP6
— Skallywag☠️🏴☠️(#recastdoom) (@Skallywag_alt) September 4, 2024
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“Ask grandma to watch them for free” is not policy. https://t.co/fVrBqHbQdZ
— Chasten Glezman Buttigieg (@Chasten) September 5, 2024
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