35 Funniest Tweets That Perfectly Sum Up Married Life On The Weekends

Ah, weekends as a married couple—where the “to-do” list never ends, but somehow, the couch always calls louder. Between trying to tackle a mountain of laundry and negotiating over who has to unload the dishwasher, it’s like a sitcom without a laugh track.

Honestly, it’s a delicate balance of attempting to relax while simultaneously realizing you’re way behind on every chore. These funny tweets perfectly capture the hilarious chaos that is married life on the weekends, where love means arguing about who forgot to buy the coffee filters… again.


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Nate Armbruster

When he's not doomscrolling Twitter or writing for Pleated-Jeans, Nate Armbruster writes jokes—and then tells them on stage as a stand-up comedian, where he can watch audiences (hopefully) laugh in real-time.