40 Hilarious Brand New Sentences So Specific They’ve Never Been Written Before

Get ready to experience the linguistic equivalent of “wait, what?!” because we’ve rounded up some of the funniest brand-new sentences that are so bizarrely specific, there’s no way anyone has ever written them before.

These gems are the kind of quirky, oddly specific phrases that’ll leave you laughing and scratching your head at the same time.

Whether it’s a description of something you didn’t even know could exist or a statement so oddly relatable it feels like an inside joke with the universe, these sentences are pure comedy gold.

Buckle up for a hilarious ride through the weirdest corners of the human mind!

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Mike

Mike Primavera

Mike Primavera is a Chicago-based comedy writer even though he doesn't HAVE to work. He lives comfortably off of his family's pasta fortune. Follow him on all social media at @primawesome