45 Funniest Parenting Tweets From The Trenches Of Parenthood This Week (September 9, 2024)

As a dad, there are two things I’ve come to realize: 1) My kids have the attention span of a squirrel on espresso, and 2) Nothing will ever be funnier than watching them try to figure out life.

This week’s funniest parenting tweets have perfectly captured the hilarity that comes with being a parent.

So, whether you’re knee-deep in school drop-offs or still trying to figure out how your kid managed to lose the scissors, AGAIN, these hilarious tweets will remind you that at least we’re all in this together—one laugh at a time.

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Jason Mustian

Jason Mustian

Jason is a Webby winning, Short-Award losing humor writer and businessman. He lives in Texas with his amazing wife and four sometimes amazing kids.