Welcome to the wild world of funny unhinged emails—the kind that make you wonder, “Did they hit send… or was their keyboard possessed?”
These are the blunt emails people actually sent, and probably regretted the second they realized they can’t unsend a digital meltdown.
From wild requests to rants that spiral out of control, these gems are proof that hitting “draft” should be a reflex for some folks.
Grab some popcorn and get ready to cringe-laugh at the boldness, chaos, and sheer lack of chill in these infamous emails!
1. Ordered A Car Part Today Online, And Got An Email From The Company Confirming My Order
2. I Get An Email Every Time I Get A Package Delivered To My Apartment’s Mailroom. It’s Supposed To Be A Photo Of The Label, But There’s This One Guy
3. I’m On A Month Long Road Trip And This Is The First Email My Parent Sent Me
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6. Just Got This Email From My Dad. Now That My Brother And I Are Both In College He Is Home Alone With My Mom And Sister
7. We Got A Snowstorm Last Night. My (Female) Boss’s Email Probably Shocked A Few People In Our SoCal Office
8. An Email I Received Regarding My Credit Score
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10. My Son’s Business Professor Sent This Out To His Class
11. My 8-Year-Old Brother Sends Me Emails From Time To Time. I Don’t Always Remember To Delete The “Sent From My iPhone” Signature. Apparently He Thinks This Is Important Email Etiquette
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13. I Made A Snowman In The Yard Today And Later Got An Email From My Landlord. Thought He Was Gonna Be Mad I Broke Sticks Off His Trees For Arms. Guess Not
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16. The Dealership I Bought My Car Sends Me Emails Wanting Me Trade In. However They Really Need To Add The Word “Kia” To Their Emails
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25. I Get Emails For The Wrong Person A Lot, Decided To Write Back This Morning
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27. The Email I Got From My 8-Year-Old’s Teacher Today. Do You Know How Hard It Is To Enforce A Consequence When Trying Not To Laugh?
28. I Sent A Joke Email To My Old Gym Asking Them To Stop Sending Me Monthly Newsletters And Their Response Was Hilarious
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30. I’ve Ordered A Lot Of Merchandise From Online Vendors. Marine Depot’s Confirmation Email Has Yet To Be Topped
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32. Jack Has The Day Off From Work Tomorrow. My Friend Sends Email To Let Boss Know. Hilarity Ensues
35. Our HR Just Emailed, Company-Wide, Instructions For Using The New Coffee Machine
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38. Vending Machine Ate My Only $2 Last Week, So I Left A Note Out Of Irritation. To My Surprise I Got This Email And My Money Back. Thank You, Dave, The Pepsi Guy
Mike Primavera is a Chicago-based comedy writer even though he doesn't HAVE to work. He lives comfortably off of his family's pasta fortune. Follow him on all social media at @primawesome