40 Strangest Things Doctors Have Ever Said To Patients

Doctors are known for their expertise and professionalism, but sometimes they say things that leave patients more confused than comforted. From awkward comments to downright bizarre statements, these medical moments can make even the most routine check-up unforgettable.

In an AskReddit thread, people shared the strangest things doctors have ever said to them, and the responses range from hilarious to just plain weird. So, buckle up for a wild ride through some of the most unexpected things patients have heard in the doctor’s office.


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Nate Armbruster

Nate writes for Pleated-Jeans and enjoys finding the internet’s funniest corners so you don’t have to.