Homeowner Paints House Black, Faces HOA’s Wrath

See a red door and want to paint it black? You better be prepared to face the full might of your friendly neighborhood HOA.

This Texas homeowner wanted to add a slick coat of black paint to their house. They double-checked the neighborhood rules and when they found nothing indicating they couldn’t do it, they pulled the trigger and murdered out their pad.

Enter HOA Karen, who swooped in to save the neighborhood from the abhorrent crime.

“What I don’t get is WHY DOES SHE CARE??” the homeowner (u/MoPanic) bemoaned on Reddit.

I don’t either, Mo. Though I’m guessing it’s a combination of loneliness, boredom, and a desperate desire for power.

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