40 Pizzas With Threatening Auras That Should Come With A Warning Label

In the world of pizza, not all pies are created equal. Some are cheesy masterpieces, while others, well… they give off a vibe that makes you question everything.

Enter the ‘Pizzas with Threatening Auras’ Facebook group, where pizzas are more than food—they’re a cryptic message from the universe. From toppings that don’t belong to crusts that look downright menacing, these pizzas will make you laugh, cringe, and maybe reconsider your dinner plans.

Buckle up for the most bizarre, head-scratching pizzas that have all the charm of a food-based mystery thriller.


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Nate Armbruster

When he's not doomscrolling Twitter or writing for Pleated-Jeans, Nate Armbruster writes jokes—and then tells them on stage as a stand-up comedian, where he can watch audiences (hopefully) laugh in real-time.